Oy haa lived hair enn Naarrich moosta moy loif ittoy, oy bin wukken on macktorshes fer kwoytt a whoyle intuhh. Oy ha gort a oova hactive, unda cheeven maginashun dittuh. Oy loik moosic wot moostayya hint herda dortoye, fra zampell Fanfarlo, oy loik pretty pichers loik wot Boy Banksy dew. Oyya gort klektik tastes ittoy. Shink moy loifs hambishuns tahavva picher boy all ma fayvritt peeple loik Boy Adam Neate.
Simon West
I like long time: Sallie, pens, thought bubbles, Queens of The Stone Age, irreverent humour, cliché annihilation, black (all shades), Parmigiano-Reggiano cheese (it’s grate!), Canada, Led Zeppelin, my Golf (Das Auto ja!), imagining living in The Big Lebowski. Hating: my brain age on Brain Training with Doctor Tamagotchi.
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