Oy haa lived hair enn Naarrich moosta moy loif ittoy, oy bin wukken on macktorshes fer kwoytt a whoyle intuhh. Oy ha gort a oova hactive, unda cheeven maginashun dittuh. Oy loik moosic wot moostayya hint herda dortoye, fra zampell Fanfarlo, oy loik pretty pichers loik wot Boy Banksy dew. Oyya gort klektik tastes ittoy. Shink moy loifs hambishuns tahavva picher boy all ma fayvritt peeple loik Boy Adam Neate.
Lee Wardell
Brilliant: Coca Cola, good quality denim, my car, doodling, telly, expensive kitchenware, bread, dogs, apples, Apple, Derek and Clive, camping, red wine, payday.
Rubbish: Rola Cola, cheap denim, my car, texting, sport, cheap kitchenware, rice cakes, cats, raw tomatos, PCs, Corden and Horne, the beach, cider, the week before payday.
A Mancunian ex-pat writer who's looking forward to some sliverware in 09/10. Saetosus matrimonii fermentet zothecas, ut plane perspicax syrtes iocari adfabilis umbraculi, iam syrtes neglegenter fermentet zothecas, semper perspicax saburre. He turns 'greek' into advertising copy for a living.
Simon West
I like long time: Sallie, pens, thought bubbles, Queens of The Stone Age, irreverent humour, cliché annihilation, black (all shades), Parmigiano-Reggiano cheese (it’s grate!), Canada, Led Zeppelin, my Golf (Das Auto ja!), imagining living in The Big Lebowski. Hating: my brain age on Brain Training with Doctor Tamagotchi.
Mark Scott
A 30-something year old, perpetual teenager, with a penchant for anything customised/modified – from old classic vehicles, bikes to colourful skin and facial hair! Still coming to terms with the fact that he’s a dad to 2 fantastic (most of the time) sons. He tries to make things look right for a living.
"People who aren't having fun don't produce good advertising" said David Ogilvy.